Note on my car

The other night I was racing to try to make a 6:45pm exercise class that my friend was teaching. I had all kids in tow as Matt was going to be late that night. We bought a Honda Odyssey a year and a half ago. When looking for minivans, we were pretty much guaranteed of getting an Odyssey as Matt has a love affair with Honda. So we did, and I do love it. However, I still have not gotten used to its ginormous dimensions (yes, I can use the word "ginormous" because it is now in the dictionary). So when turning right, I often bump the back tire on the curb. When parking on the street, I often have two wheels in the grass. So the other night in my haste to make the exercise class, I did not do my best parking job. I think I was inside the yellow lines (or at least on them, which I consider "in" to follow most sports rules). But upon my return, there was a note torn from a yellow legal pad stuck to the winshield.

"Dear Sir or Maam
Your bad parking job made it very difficult for me to get into my car. What if I was disabled?! I hope in the future you take others into consideration when you are parking your car.
In Peace and Understanding"

At first I was really angry and felt like writing a note back (except there would be no car to pin it to). But that won't stop me. I will do so here.

"Dear Peaceful and Understanding Person,
Your smug note upset me. What if I had good reason to do a bad parking job, like having Irritable Bowl Syndrome?! I hope that in the future you consider others' circumstances before you jump to conclusions and write nasty notes.
In Forgiveness and Acceptance
PS-If you were disabled, I would hope that you would park in a handicapped spot. That's what they're for."

There. I feel better.